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POSTED ON 14 Sep 2016

現在不說英文不舒服的年代,先teach你們15個指做愛的英語吧!


1.Fuck

對於還沒有發生過性關係的對象,這是很粗魯的說法,最常用在已經發生過性關係的對象。

“Oh, yeah, we were fucking for a while, but she found somebody better…”


2.Get some (ass/booty)

高中及大學生最會說的用語

“Oh, I’m gonna get me some o’ dat booty.


3.Fool around

並不是百分之百代表性愛,但是通常跟性有關係

“They were too young for sex, but that didn’t stop them from fooling around in his car behind the football field.”


4.Get down (and dirty)

比較髒的做愛用法

“Oooo bae, we needta get down (pronounced: day’wn)…” 


5.Shag

英式用法,如果美國人用通常都有諷刺的意思

“I would shag her rotten! If she would let me…”


6.Root

澳洲的英文用語,與英國的”Shag”、美國的”fuck”差不多

“I think there may be people rooting in that van.”


7.Sex (someone) up

與某人做愛

“I wanna sex you up!” 


8.Ravish

這種用法不算粗魯,但是有激情的性愛的意思,像是把衣服撕破等

“Oh the things I will do to you… I am going to ravish you for hours…” 


9.Score

這各字源自運動;射門成功代表射精成功

“Ow, man. How come I can never score?” 


10.Bumping uglies

比較調皮的做愛說法

“The people in the apartment next to me are always so loud when they are bumping uglies…” 


11.Humping

摩蹭

“Woah, that dog is totally trying to hump your leg!”


12.Boning

做愛,頑皮與正式說法兩種皆可

“That was some good boning!”


13.Knocking boots

比較可愛的做愛說法

“Why does your mom always refer to having sex as, knocking boots?” 


14.Doing the nasty

偏向當時那個場景或時間點不應該發生性關係

“Don’t look! They be doing the nasty.” 


15.Magic happens

小說裡面有最常出現形容做愛的字

“Saturday night is when the magic happens!” 




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